When people don't post on topic....

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[Mr. Goldberg]

I will send them post haste my dear upon a horse drawn carriage driven by your trusty Ploe, who I'm sure in the interests of romance & McGonagall charm will have no qualms about galloping through the hills and dales through wind and rain to get yer flowers to ye.

              ....It's nay far for Forfar.       (always wanted to use that line)   



         

[Mr. Goldberg]

Ahh the old Opium Poppy !! Read in my paper that British farmers are getting subsidies for growing that as it provides all the raw materials for paracetomol and morphine... I still intend to investigate the hidden properties of the Nasturtium...

[Will]

and heroin.  According to GWBush, if you use heroin, you support the terrorists, because that's what finances their ambitions.  But it's actually the policies of our drug war that empower the opium cash crop in Afghanistan.

[Mr. Goldberg]

One of my jobs involved close liaison with the Police in all that..they themselves were bemused as to why Govt policy didn't involve (besides burning the crop) replacing it with something equally profitable be it coffee or pistachios so the farmer could benefit.

[Vix0r]

seems to me that daddy was duty bound, could ave been worse, "a ganja field"...........hope yer still love him;

nic

I suppose so! And I think I've found two sneaky wee babies who were too little to be weeded, but I'm not sure. I'll always love him though, even if he is a big diddy.

[Mr. Goldberg]

Good news Vixor the Nasturtium seed harvest this year was plentiful and plumptious...balmy and bountiful ; four different varieties including Empress of India and Whirlybird. I've stowed them for curing in my special place. So come next may you'll be getting a large consignment including electrified perimeter fence, Alsatians and machine gun turrets to keep your dad off.

[Vix0r]

So Ploe has moved my reply about my nasturtiums from my topic about how I wasn't listened to about my nasturtiums, to a different topic because nasturtiums are off topic from nasturtiums...

[Mr. Goldberg]

Yes...I think all this off topic business has gone to his head a bit. Especially on a wbsite such as this which purportedly promotes freedom of expression.  We may have to work on him...

Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear.

I was hoping it wouldn't have to come to this...

Perhaps Mr. Ed is going to step in here and offer me his four pennorth...