John the Fascist Baptist
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Ernest Hemingway
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« on: March 06, 2008, 05:38:24 PM » |
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where can you have friendly discussions?
that's what i like.
friendly discussions.
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Will
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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2008, 07:03:29 PM » |
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That's a good one.  |
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I think, therefore I'm lost.
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2008, 09:06:38 PM » |
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John, this board may have been created entirely for you... how does that feel?
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John the Fascist Baptist
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Ernest Hemingway
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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2008, 01:46:40 AM » |
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it feels good. a bit like a soggy cucumber.
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« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2008, 06:41:24 AM » |
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lmao!!!
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 You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom. |
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Mr. Goldberg
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« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2008, 02:31:04 PM » |
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Cucumbers !! Don't talk to me about cucumbers...Old Uncle Barney and I used to be down Portobello Market regular as clockwork, slick as you like, "...come and get yer cucumbers, gherkins, avocados and prunes !" It was an epiphany of fruit and veg!! A sermon from Mount Satsuma! A Exodus of artichokes !! A confirmation of Conference Pears and a baptism of bananas! A virgin birth of vine vruit and a congregation of Kumquats !! Tipple on the coppers darlin' and don't forget the driver !! Brown paper bags if you want to be known as an honest man ! Ahhhhh!!! A resurrection of radishes and a communion of cauliflowers !!! Saw me alright with old Molly McGillycuddy...round the back of the liquorice factory at sundown of a Thursday...she'd do anything for three pounds o' Maris Piper potatoes and a prayer full of pumpkin !! Take my word. A man's only as good as his parsnips if he knows his onions. |
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Mr. Goldberg
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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2008, 02:03:57 PM » |
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lmao!!!
Didn't Charles Manson have a similar outlook on things ? |
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2008, 12:26:49 PM » |
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hhaaa haa.. oh Jaysis..!
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Mr. Goldberg
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« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2008, 12:28:58 PM » |
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You leave Jay's sis out of this !
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Mr. Goldberg
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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2008, 12:50:52 PM » |
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Sorry to sound facetious Ed ...but you know that Gladiator note putting Mr. Baptist in the Arena...as sole Gladiator...who do you expect him to fight ? Himself ? Are you hoping he'll commit unquiet desperate Hari-Kiri ?  Origami more like. |
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Vix0r
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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2008, 07:43:03 PM » |
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He'll "commit origami"?
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Mr. Goldberg
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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2008, 10:42:54 AM » |
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The fierce art of paper folding is not to be taken lightly lassie.
Or as your fellow Scot McGonagall would say:
O papery paper I folde ye twice
I roll up mah sleeves and fold ye thrice.
Another foldy here
And another foldy there.
Am I goin to make a Parakeet
Or a Teddy bear ?
O ancient art of eastern charm-y
My fingers are tired and so is mah arm-y
Ye can keep yer takeaways and yer Terracotta Army
I allus say ye can't beat a bit o' gid ol' Origami.
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Vix0r
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« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2008, 01:28:44 PM » |
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I'm going to write that out. It's ace. =p
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Mr. Goldberg
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« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2008, 12:42:22 PM » |
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Aye I'll be honoured if ye do lassie I've a feelin I cud turn out twenty o' those a day...
O Scotty Victoria
How the poets adore ya
With yer long hair afore ya
I don't want to bore ya
On mah so sofa so green
Or mah patio sat in bewteen
The nasturtiums and Ploe so keen
I haven't seen ye
So where have ye been
Put yer food in mah fridge
There's no railway bridge
Cos we nae want disasters
like o'er the Tay
So let's have some more tea
Lets do it do it today
Are yer havin' a lolly
Yer a rare Scotty dolly
It could lead to folly
May rain bring yer brolly
Has mike got yer Molly
Nae steal shopping trolleys
Cos they're worth fifty quid
Which is a fair bit o' lolly
(I think there's some potential in this one it could turn into an epic saga of 80 verses)
If I can think of a rhyme scheme which ain't easy oh curses
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