Oooh, that's nasty.

Did you know, once, he accidentally walked in on Byron reading Coleridge's
Christabel aloud, and he ran out of the room screaming some rubbish about Mary Shelley having nipples for eyes? The fact he wasn't there to hear it read in the first place is offensive enough (
Christabel is incredible, if you've not read it, and at least Byron had the good sense to use his reputation to get it published), but the fact he ran out is just hilarious!
That's great about the Shakespeare thing! Mmm, a hundred and eight-one posts. Getting there...